And now for something completely different....

[abandonreality]

.....Well, think I did well on the math test yesterday...(yay me...) and now just have:

1. Spanish Test, Friday
2. Lit paper due, next Friday
3. Informative Speech, Tuesday

Can't remember if I posted here about my speech class... *looks back* nope, just told Cella (HI GRASSHOPPER!!).  *Sighs*  We've already had 2 speeches this year and have 3 more.  I'm alright with them.  What has been pissing me off is the .......(pardon me males on the flist) young, ignorant, frat-boy asshole that sits in the front close to the podium.  I spoke to another girl in my class today I just happened to see coming out of Spanish and she also has the same problem as I do.  Namely...when giving our last two speeches we have been....distracted by the fact by when we try to make eye contact... his eyes are making contact about 8 inches below our faces... -_-.. 

We, my classmate and I (and I'm sure every other woman like us), can't help it if we are more......gifted in other areas than others and we are required to dress up for speeches....  But I swear.... I'm gonna ask the grad student who oversees our class if I can paint a great big target on my face for the next speech if it happens again...  *sighs at immaturity of college boys*

Anyway... Greg is also going to have to go back to Tulsa to troubleshoot the system he put in next week so I'll be ALONE (well, with Chloe this time, but no adult..) again..   You guys will have to help keep me sane.. 

Still pondering name for the car~~  will let you lot know when I come up with something~~

Seme-sama, almost through with your ficage!  fufufufufufufu!

Thats about it for now, must research more for speech...

Ja mata
Mandachan~

Comments

[raptorix.livejournal.com]

That'd be interesting, if in the middle of your speech, you see him starin' at your boobs, and you stop in the middle of your sentance to yell and bring to everyone's attention, "STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS YOU PERVERTED FRAT-BOY!"

Suuuuuuure, might dock you some points, but sure will humiliate him enough to hopefully move away from the front row...

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

If this class wasn't graded so strict... believe me probably me and the other woman would...

They counted off 7 points for *goes to look at last speech grade paper* Nervous hand motions.... D:

[pipboy-pope.livejournal.com]

Too bad you have to dress up for the speech. Otherwise you could just wear the "My face is up here" t-shirt XDDD

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Trust me... there's all kinds of things I'd love to do that would be counted off for... *grrrr*

[pipboy-pope.livejournal.com]

kick em in the balls. If the guy(s) are that bad at sneaking a peak, they deserve it.

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I can't in the middle of class... and at Uni, you have to be careful of that crap. I'D get in trouble for sexual harrassment... It sucks..

Frat boys are the most irritating of their kind....

[pipboy-pope.livejournal.com]

they can stare at your chest, but you kick em in the balls, you get charged with sexual harrasment? WTF?

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

University legal system is not real fun. I can't PROVE he has been... neither can the other girl.. And if I take it to the dean or anything, then there is a 'trail' at the University, involving peers and faculty to determine guilt.. It all depends on who they believe and its just not worth it in most cases..

Universities are like their own little world... it wouldn't get turned over to regular authorities.

[pipboy-pope.livejournal.com]

heh, distract them with a can of beer. just roll it on the ground before the class starts.

[3-jane.livejournal.com]

Oh, WORD. I've always liked the tactic of doing a sudden duck so that Doofus' eyes are now suddenly looking into mine, or asking, "What? What? Oh my god, is there something on my shirt?" --- but that's probably best saved for before or after the actual speech.

Of course, if someone with tenure does it, fantasizing about releasing a sack of rabid skunks in their office is nice. (I'm having my "World's Worst Buddhist" t-shirt done as a v-neck, why do you ask?) 8D

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Ugh... if it wasn't such a harshly graded class, there are all kinds of things I would probably say...

*snorfles at your t-shirt* Hmmm, how about rabid skunks in the Frat house? 8D

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

BOOBIES~! Poor uke-kun. You can always say before the speech starts 'Before I begin, I'd like to remind everything that my eyes are here ::points to face:: and not here ::points to chest:: Thank you for heeding this public service announcement.' See how many girls laugh and how many guys duck their heads.

YAY! Ficage~!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE ONLY FOR YOU, SEME-SAMA...and Cella and Greg... hee~

Haa!! I should! All the girls would make me their idol! X3

*tackle/glomp*