10 Unpopular Bleach Theories.....
Aug. 29th, 2006 07:55 pmWell, saw this at
sublimeparadigm and
_debbiechan_ 's journals and since I'm in a funk about the Death Note seiyuu thing, I thought it would be fun to do...
1.) Renji's tattoos relate to his expertise with his zanpaktou - I'm sure most of the veteran bleachers have heard this theory before, to me it just makes more sense then there being a SS tattoo parlor...Especially given the tattoos didn't start appearing until, AFTER, he went to the academy. And when Rukia came back to SS after being in the human world, he had new ones, from where he was working on his bankai. I could go into more detail but that would take up most of the post..^^
2.) Urahara had something to do with the making of the Vaizards - He has been just too shifty lately.....and he knows entirely too much about how to make one, in fact he knows entirely too much about everything. I wouldn't be surprised if they also had something to do with him getting kicked out of SS, and he is keeping an eye on them.
3.) Urahara and Isshin were totally in Shinigami academy together...totally.
4.) Ishida is NOT gay - in this I agree with Debchan. Although he gives a false positive on the average person's gaydar, he is just a pretty teenage metrosexual with good taste.
5.) Momo will not get better soon, hence fueling the revenge of Hitsugaya. - I think she is too far gone down the rabbit hole to ever make it back all the way.....she has the potential to be more angst to the plot...
6.) Whether or not Ichigo is Kaien's reincarnation is irrelevant at this point.- It was important earlier in the plot when it came to Rukia's growth as a character, but as of now it has become totally unimportant.
7.) Yamamoto is a bastard and is also going senile, maybe has been for quite a while. - Jackie said this first, but I have thought it for a long time. He is a self-rightous bastard that is making the same mistake twice....
8.) Mayuri has NO redeeming qualities. - (sorry Shini) He is most likely insane, a sadist, a daughter abuser and molester, and just an overall horrible person. The fact that he is a CAPTAIN in SS just confirms for me that their system is twisted.
9.) Tatsuki is not gay. She and Orihime are just friends, best friends. Yes, girls and women can be that good of friends without sexual overtones.....Leave the lesbianism to Chizuru, thats what she is there for.
10.) Ganju and Hanatarou are a couple.....a really cute one.
I could go on and on but its just suppose to be ten so I will stop....
These are my little theories, yes? Good, now DISCUSS!
1.) Renji's tattoos relate to his expertise with his zanpaktou - I'm sure most of the veteran bleachers have heard this theory before, to me it just makes more sense then there being a SS tattoo parlor...Especially given the tattoos didn't start appearing until, AFTER, he went to the academy. And when Rukia came back to SS after being in the human world, he had new ones, from where he was working on his bankai. I could go into more detail but that would take up most of the post..^^
2.) Urahara had something to do with the making of the Vaizards - He has been just too shifty lately.....and he knows entirely too much about how to make one, in fact he knows entirely too much about everything. I wouldn't be surprised if they also had something to do with him getting kicked out of SS, and he is keeping an eye on them.
3.) Urahara and Isshin were totally in Shinigami academy together...totally.
4.) Ishida is NOT gay - in this I agree with Debchan. Although he gives a false positive on the average person's gaydar, he is just a pretty teenage metrosexual with good taste.
5.) Momo will not get better soon, hence fueling the revenge of Hitsugaya. - I think she is too far gone down the rabbit hole to ever make it back all the way.....she has the potential to be more angst to the plot...
6.) Whether or not Ichigo is Kaien's reincarnation is irrelevant at this point.- It was important earlier in the plot when it came to Rukia's growth as a character, but as of now it has become totally unimportant.
7.) Yamamoto is a bastard and is also going senile, maybe has been for quite a while. - Jackie said this first, but I have thought it for a long time. He is a self-rightous bastard that is making the same mistake twice....
8.) Mayuri has NO redeeming qualities. - (sorry Shini) He is most likely insane, a sadist, a daughter abuser and molester, and just an overall horrible person. The fact that he is a CAPTAIN in SS just confirms for me that their system is twisted.
9.) Tatsuki is not gay. She and Orihime are just friends, best friends. Yes, girls and women can be that good of friends without sexual overtones.....Leave the lesbianism to Chizuru, thats what she is there for.
10.) Ganju and Hanatarou are a couple.....a really cute one.
I could go on and on but its just suppose to be ten so I will stop....
These are my little theories, yes? Good, now DISCUSS!
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Date: 2006-08-30 02:52 am (UTC)You are right, that IS what fandom is for! I sure don't mind you giving Uryuu to Ichigo for a fanfiction...(yours are sooo yummy...) But this was just saying Kubo probably won't follow the fangirl dreams.....XDXD!!!
liek omg, Ishida, totally does!