abandonreality | Just Another Day

Meh, if I hear anymore about hurricane season or hurricane preparedness on the news down here, I think I will go throw myself into Mobile Bay.
Look, we KNOW there will be hurricanes alright. We KNOW we have to get prepared. But shit, give us a break for five minutes in talking about how many we might have or how many might come our way. It is only 1 week into the season and I already am sick of hearing about it. I don't know if I can last until November.

Anyway, I have started writing again after a two year break. (Shocking to myself, my muse returned from Cozumel and didn't bring me a flippin THING). Wrote a drabble I posted at http://community.livejournal.com/bleach_quickies/. I don't know if it is that good seeing as how it is my first Bleach and my first drabble and the first thing I have written in 2 years. Meh, I have to start somewhere I guess. I'll post it here if anyone is curious. Thinking about creating a series of drabbles on the same theme. Oh well duty calls (or the six year old leech stuck to my leg that is).

[Challenge 1] tiara

characters: Ichigo/Rukia/Nanao/?
prompt: tiara
rating: pg13
words: Oops over 200 (about 230 but it is my first drabble)

Consciousness slowly came back to Ichigo. "Wakey, wakey Ichigo, time for pictures." a feminine voice said through the haze.

"'Wha, huz zare?"

"Kuchiki-san are you sure this was a good idea?" another voice asked. " Ise-san, there was no way he would have said yes, we would not have gotten it otherwise."

"Rukia?!" Ichigo came fully awake with a start at hearing the name of his shinigami partner. "What the hell is going on?! Why am I tied to a bedframe and why for fucks sake am I IN A DRESS AND WEARING A TIARA!!!!!!!" "See I knew you would overreact thats why I had Renji drug you. All I need is some nice tempting boy love shots for the annual Shinigami Women's associations fund raiser." Rukia proclaimed proudly.

Ichigo reclined on the bed numbly, veins twitching, "Let me get this straight, YOU, had your boy toy drug me, so you could take pictures of me fucking another MAN?!!" Nanao jumped. Rukia just shrugged. "Don't be a drama queen, I knew you would say no. Besides you don't actually have to have actual sex just feel each other up a little. Yours is going to be the reluctant princess and the pirate picture so it will look better if you are unwilling." "Okay, were ready Matsumoto-san send in the pirate."

Ichigo slowly turned his head toward the door. There in the door way in full pirate regalia, including his eyepatch was none other than Zaraki Kenpatchi. "Oh, hell no."

"Look Kurosaki, I'm doing this for Yachiru, so shut-up and enjoy it."