![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
abandonrealityWell here they are in all their wordy glory. Boy I could have run with the Aizen one, wot, wot. And the Yumi one ate my brain, but in a good way, 8D!
My ship kept sailing farther and farther away from my bunnies even though I was practically flagging it down naked covered in cream cheese (what? too much info? XD!) Ahh, oh well, I'll just have to rely on Cella, Seren and Debbie to get me through my ship fics this week.
In yaoi related news, read the rest of Cheza-san's Grimmy/Ichigo fic and LKASJDFLKJSDFLKJLKFJ!!!!! BUH! *drools in a bucket* She also had the famous (infamous?) track 21 of the BL drama Abunai Shiawase Chou Bangaihen available for download. She said she sometimes listens to it when she writes........I downloaded to give it a try. OMFG. I didn't know whether to nosebleed or hide under the table. almost 10 MINUTES of ......of.......and the SOUNDS.....AND (wet) NOISES....!!!!!!!!!! *is dead*
*revives self* Anyway here they are......*wanders off to clean up blood*
Characters: Aizen, Orihime, Ulquiorra
Prompt: watch
Rating: R
This actually came to me in a dream.....kinda nifty. Spoilers for receat manga chapters.
Characters: Yumichika, Orihime
Prompt: light saber (heh)
Rating: pg13
Thats right you read that pairing correctly......8D. This one is crack, as if you couldn't tell. Also lack of real smut but fun.
EDIT: LJ, sometimes I love you, sometimes..........(as my Roy icon says 'urge to kill rising') my stories should be viewable now.
My ship kept sailing farther and farther away from my bunnies even though I was practically flagging it down naked covered in cream cheese (what? too much info? XD!) Ahh, oh well, I'll just have to rely on Cella, Seren and Debbie to get me through my ship fics this week.
In yaoi related news, read the rest of Cheza-san's Grimmy/Ichigo fic and LKASJDFLKJSDFLKJLKFJ!!!!! BUH! *drools in a bucket* She also had the famous (infamous?) track 21 of the BL drama Abunai Shiawase Chou Bangaihen available for download. She said she sometimes listens to it when she writes........I downloaded to give it a try. OMFG. I didn't know whether to nosebleed or hide under the table. almost 10 MINUTES of ......of.......and the SOUNDS.....AND (wet) NOISES....!!!!!!!!!! *is dead*
*revives self* Anyway here they are......*wanders off to clean up blood*
Characters: Aizen, Orihime, Ulquiorra
Prompt: watch
Rating: R
This actually came to me in a dream.....kinda nifty. Spoilers for receat manga chapters.
The large throne chamber was still and cold. The only light was from the large viewing wall. The only sounds were the deep taunting voice of the former Captain of the 5th Division and the whimpers of a frightened 15 year-old girl.
"You see Inoue-san, how very close they are?" Aizen whispered in the girl's ear. Orihime shivered. "See how perfectly they work together without you. Your precious Kurosaki, giving her those looks when she isn't looking. Can't you see how impossible it is for you, my dear Inoue-san?" he sneered. Orihime closed her eyes trying to shut out the images. She was unable to get away, draped across his lap and chained to the chair. "Inoue-san, I will never take you for granted. Can he offer you that, looking at her and she looking at him that way also." Orihime's eyes popped open at that statement to watch the screen to see the longing look on Rukia's face. Aizen used the distraction to move his hand from her thigh to panties, then slipping under them. Orihime's eyes widened as Aizen started stroking her clit in time with his words, "I will treat you like the princess you are named for. I will be your family, your friend, you will need no one else. You just need to help me, Orihime!" Orihime tired of fighting the psychological torture of days on end, gave in and succumbed to orgasm, passing out at completion.
Aizen's eyes hardened as he summoned Ulquiorra to take her to her room. Ulquiorra picked up the limp girl with a disgusted face, "Aizen-sama, is she really that important, this human?" Aizen smiled benignly at his most loyal arrancar, "She is the Key."
"You see Inoue-san, how very close they are?" Aizen whispered in the girl's ear. Orihime shivered. "See how perfectly they work together without you. Your precious Kurosaki, giving her those looks when she isn't looking. Can't you see how impossible it is for you, my dear Inoue-san?" he sneered. Orihime closed her eyes trying to shut out the images. She was unable to get away, draped across his lap and chained to the chair. "Inoue-san, I will never take you for granted. Can he offer you that, looking at her and she looking at him that way also." Orihime's eyes popped open at that statement to watch the screen to see the longing look on Rukia's face. Aizen used the distraction to move his hand from her thigh to panties, then slipping under them. Orihime's eyes widened as Aizen started stroking her clit in time with his words, "I will treat you like the princess you are named for. I will be your family, your friend, you will need no one else. You just need to help me, Orihime!" Orihime tired of fighting the psychological torture of days on end, gave in and succumbed to orgasm, passing out at completion.
Aizen's eyes hardened as he summoned Ulquiorra to take her to her room. Ulquiorra picked up the limp girl with a disgusted face, "Aizen-sama, is she really that important, this human?" Aizen smiled benignly at his most loyal arrancar, "She is the Key."
Characters: Yumichika, Orihime
Prompt: light saber (heh)
Rating: pg13
Thats right you read that pairing correctly......8D. This one is crack, as if you couldn't tell. Also lack of real smut but fun.
Orihime really enjoyed her little visits to the 11th division. Everyone was so nice and helpful and when she offered to cook, why no one batted an eye at her leek and chocolate ramen surprise! Now everyone was going to bed and Orihime was still wound up. She went looking for Zaraki-san in his office.
Yumichika was fortunate enough to have been on duty that night to miss Orihime's foray in their kitchen. When he returned, everyone was in their bunks groaning about chocolate noodles. Yumi just scrunched his nose and headed to taichou's office to file his report. Zaraki-taichou was just ridiculous about Hime-chan. No one could look at her for more than a second without having taichou's zanpaktou at his neck. For some reason, taichou never minded Yumi being alone with Hime-chan. Yumi knew the whole division thought he 'swung the other way' but he was more complicated. If he had to describe himself it would be as a Beautisexual, attracted to anything beautiful, and that included Hime-chan.
So when Yumi found the said object of his lust in taichou's office, looking out the window, he locked the door behind him. "~Hime-chan, how~are~you?" Orihime twirled around, "Oh, Yumichika-san, you scared me, I was having this daydream of spiders with swords fighting dwarves with light sabers and.."
Yumi chuckled, "Hime-chan, you look tense, let Yumi-chan give you one of his fa~mous shoulder massages, ne?" Orihime brightened, "Oh that sounds just lovely, Yumichika-san." "Call me Yumi-chan, I would like to know you ~sooo~ much better, Ori~hime!" Yumi began to massage Orihime's shoulders. As he saw she was becoming putty in his hands he casually slipped his hands into he robes to fondle her breasts, tweaking her nipples. "Yumi-chan! I....I thought...!" "You thought I was gay, Hime-chan? Even if I was, I think I would be straight for the night just for you." he whispered against her neck, licking up to her ear.
Yumichika was fortunate enough to have been on duty that night to miss Orihime's foray in their kitchen. When he returned, everyone was in their bunks groaning about chocolate noodles. Yumi just scrunched his nose and headed to taichou's office to file his report. Zaraki-taichou was just ridiculous about Hime-chan. No one could look at her for more than a second without having taichou's zanpaktou at his neck. For some reason, taichou never minded Yumi being alone with Hime-chan. Yumi knew the whole division thought he 'swung the other way' but he was more complicated. If he had to describe himself it would be as a Beautisexual, attracted to anything beautiful, and that included Hime-chan.
So when Yumi found the said object of his lust in taichou's office, looking out the window, he locked the door behind him. "~Hime-chan, how~are~you?" Orihime twirled around, "Oh, Yumichika-san, you scared me, I was having this daydream of spiders with swords fighting dwarves with light sabers and.."
Yumi chuckled, "Hime-chan, you look tense, let Yumi-chan give you one of his fa~mous shoulder massages, ne?" Orihime brightened, "Oh that sounds just lovely, Yumichika-san." "Call me Yumi-chan, I would like to know you ~sooo~ much better, Ori~hime!" Yumi began to massage Orihime's shoulders. As he saw she was becoming putty in his hands he casually slipped his hands into he robes to fondle her breasts, tweaking her nipples. "Yumi-chan! I....I thought...!" "You thought I was gay, Hime-chan? Even if I was, I think I would be straight for the night just for you." he whispered against her neck, licking up to her ear.
EDIT: LJ, sometimes I love you, sometimes..........(as my Roy icon says 'urge to kill rising') my stories should be viewable now.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 06:55 am (UTC)Also, are you online? If not, you should be. Like, right now. * shifty eyes *
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 11:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 09:08 pm (UTC)I re-upped and it should be fine now...^_^
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 09:17 pm (UTC)And I'm sure you're right about Yumi. Beautisexual! Tee hee. Great term.
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 09:42 pm (UTC)I can actually see Aizen trying to manipulate Hime, in some way like that...(I know he could turn me into buttah.)
Beautisexual *snorfle*, I kept thinking about the term 'Metrosexual' and it just popped into my head for Yumi!
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 11:00 pm (UTC)You should have ran with it! You should have ran!Mmm... Aizen! He would chain her to his chair... but you never mentioned her being *unchained* before Ully took her... ::grins::::laughs:: A beautisexual! That is SO Yumichika! ::dies:: Go get 'er Yumi! ::cheers:: We know you're an equal opportunity lover!
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 11:10 pm (UTC)Yesh, Beautisexual! I don't think anyone gives Yumi near enough credit....
p.s. you gonna join mine and seren's new challenge com?...*blinks large cutesy watery anime eyes at you* *blink, blink*
no subject
Date: 2006-08-13 11:24 pm (UTC)Nope. Yumi doesn't! When I write him, it's kinda hard... but the way I personify a lot of characters are flawed right now... ::laughs:: That's why I keep taking requests to force myself to grow!
Grow, damn me! Grow!::laughs:: If I can come up with something, sure I'll join! If they're drabbles, I should be able to pop one long not-quite-a-drabble out every once in a while...
PS: Gah! You have so many grimmjaw icons!
no subject
Date: 2006-08-14 02:16 am (UTC)I have more than that! I just can't fit them on my LJ. I also have soooo mannnny more Renji-kuns...
I can post with a cut if you want to see them all and gank some
^_^
no subject
Date: 2006-08-14 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-15 02:59 pm (UTC)I loved the Aizen/Hime one. Ah.
no subject
Date: 2006-08-15 03:04 pm (UTC)I have always thought people never gave Yumi near enough credit. I read a great one-shot with him and Isane one time that helped give me the idea.
no subject
Date: 2006-08-15 03:11 pm (UTC)