ASDKLJSDAKLJSDKLFSLDFJLKSDFJKLSDF!!!!!!1111!!!

[abandonreality]

ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!
GLOMPIES AND SQUEEAGE!!

MY HUSBAND GOT THE JOB!!!

THAT IS ALL!!!

JA~
MANDACHAN!!

*THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON OF D00M!*

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*SEE ICON!*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

DADDDDDDYYYY-CHAN!!!!! *GLOMPIES*

8D!!!

(We are so happy! A significant pay hike! We can move from poverty to just plain old poor now! XXDD Plus it is what he is in schools for!)

Re: *SEE ICON!*

[psycho-dono.livejournal.com]

OOOO MY #1 FANGIRL! HOW I MISSED YOU SO~! T_T DADDY'S SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN! COME TO DADDY'S CARING BOSOM! DADDY'S CARING BOSOM IS LONELY WITHOUT YOU~~!!

(... why the fuck does he need to always use caps? geez...)

Re: *SEE ICON!*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*RUNS AND JUMPS INTO DADDY-CHAN'S CARING BOSOM OF MANLINESS!*

OOOOOOH DADDY-CHAN! I MISSED YOU ALSO! *SQUISHES*

Re: *SEE ICON!*

[psycho-dono.livejournal.com]

DADDY MISSED YOU TOO! *TWIRLS MANDA-CHAN* BUT DADDY'S BOSOM LACKS THE BOOBIES FOR SQUISHINESS!

(i hate j00)

Re: *SEE ICON!*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*SQUISHES AGAIN*
BUT DAAAADDDY-CHAN! I HAVE PLEEEENTY FOR JOOOO!
*SQUISH, SQUISH*

(no you don't. you know you love me like chocolate!)

Re: *SEE ICON!*

[psycho-dono.livejournal.com]

*SQUISHIES* MANDA-CHAN'S BOOBIES HAVE MADE DADDY'S BOSOM SQUISHY! IF ONLY MOTHER COULD SEE DADDY NOW!

(actually, i'm not the fondest of chocolate :p)