I got my first flame, I can join the club, Fweeeee!

[abandonreality]

*bounces on heels*  You don't expect someone to be excited about their first flame, but I'm not right in the head anyway......Just ask the doctor who gives me my happy pills!  ;3!
Anywho, I guess you aren't a real writer, good or bad, until you have a flame or hate mail, and EUREKA!, I got some.
Never claimed to be a great writer, hell, I'm not much of a good one, I just write what the voices tell me.......(Shinji and Kensei smut?  Yes master!)

But in an open letter to flamers everywhere, let me just state, if you have a problem with the pairing in the story, (clears throat) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T READ IT.  Thats what the little info at the top is for.  And if you have a problem with smut, pr0n, or NC-17 content (clears throat again) THEN SKIP IT, RUN AWAY, TURN AROUND, HIT THE BACK BUTTON....NC-17 means graphic content.  Otherwise it would be R.  Read the warnings, if something squicks you, again, DON'T READ IT!  I will not apologize when I warned you.  This concludes common sense 101 in regards to fanfic.  Please tune in next time to learn how to read without repeating it out loud.....

Aahhh, that too much sarcasm?  Pffftt!  ;P!

*flitters away to finish Kensei/Shinji/Lisa smut for Shini!*

Comments

[quaedam.livejournal.com]

Flame? *pouts* AWwwwww. . .no fair--I wanted one! XD *is so jealous right now*

Shinji/Kensei/Lisa? *drools uncontrollably* ^^

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*pats you* You will receive yours one day my dear! You shall become one of us! XDXD!!

*Hands you bucket for drool* Am writing to drabbles now for the bleach_quickies.
So far - Ichigo/Shinji complete
Shinji/Kensei/Lisa 90 % complete
Shinji/Hiyori 30 % complete
And thinking of either doing Shinji/Grimmy or Shinji/Ishida

*goes back to ponder*

[quaedam.livejournal.com]

*is going to need another bucket* ^^

Also--*cheers for Hiyori getting a crack at him, poor angry and frustrated sweetie* :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

Mazel Tov!!! Which story? What did it say? I was rather pleased I think with my first which went something on the order of "you're disgusting." XD

Oh, I need to do more Shinji, ignored him today,

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*does dance* ^^

It was actually 2 of them, both Grimmy drabbles (one I had turned into a full length at request). Well, she is a Grimmjow fan and didn't the "way I wrote him" was her only useful critique.

The rest was how, lets see, "gross, nasty, and graphic" it was and "it broke her brain" and "its an example of badfic". And the Grimmjow/Hime pairing is unbelieveable because "Grimmjow would never touch her". Lots of Hime bashing. And she said the whole thing in capslock so I would take her "seriously"....O_o. She also didn't care for one of my Ishida drabbles that also had Grimmy in it (she is fixated on him, worse than I am). I guess she is the only one qualified to write him...^_^

[3-jane.livejournal.com]

Woooot! *cheers* Oh, you've made it - flames are so awesome. I just wish there was the little ticky box next to "hm, apparently my fic inspired such emotion in you to cause you to capslock me, so my job here is done, yeah?", because waaah, lot to write out. :D

I'm so proud! *sobs*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*hands cookies and tissues*

What else was funny was most of it sounded like it was written by a 14 year old on crack. Who told me also that, lets see, a c**k should be called a c**k and a p***y a p***y. Guess those are the only accepted terms in pr0n. Even though she is offended by it........O_o.

[3-jane.livejournal.com]

*snorfles* "I am an expert on things I don't read! Oh, wait, can't read, what with missing the giant NC-17. Nurr!"

I'm trying to remember what it was yesterday that I read that was a euphemism for c**k ... man, I have to look, because it was pee-my-pants hysterical. Maybe it was at fanficrants?

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

You like euphemism my dear, check this out......but be careful some of them cause uncontrollable sputtering and snorfles.....

http://www.starma.com/penis/

[laurabryannan.livejournal.com]

*hands toaster*

You didn't know membership in the club came with a gift, did you? ^_~

We accept you. We accept you.
One of us. One of Us.

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*rubs on toaster*

Yay presents! ^_^!

*does a flailing dance for Laura*

[laurabryannan.livejournal.com]

^_^

[3-jane.livejournal.com]

*whispers* Did you tell her about how we get a t-shirt after the first ten flames? ;D

[laurabryannan.livejournal.com]

We do?!? Geez, where's mine? ;-)

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: Yay! I too await my first flame in which I will calmly reply back 'Thank you for you opinion. Now kindy STFU kthnx, baibai! ::waves:: And I hope to squik you some other time! ::cheerfully::"

And here I was wondering when someone was going to ask for a request fic that will squik the heck out of me but I'll have to do it because I turn nothing down! ::turns into a dynamo:: Yes! I shall do anything within my power to write a request! Including a very scary non-con Isshin Tatsuki fic idea that SO popped up out of no where while was at work and I fear someone is going to request it randomly

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I laughed at it too!! XDXD!
They sounded like a 14 year old on crack. Bleh! If I don't like a pairing or the first so many sentences, I don't read. Apparently this person has never heard of common sense. =_=.

Be careful what you say around me, my dear......I have been known to request anything, BWHAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!
Now about that Isshin/Tatsuki noncon........*is shot*

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

I lack common sense, too. But I don't take it out on others... =_=

Oh noes! Don't do it! I'd mae it even more disturbing that it already is