Some Quickie Ficies for you!!

[abandonreality]

Well finally finished and uploaded the Hisagi Shuuhei quickies for the challenge although it seemed like the world was against me.  Had a two day migraine, plus, PLUS, a new little girl has moved in next door and my child thinks she has to play with her ALL DAY, EVERYDAY.  And I think the child's mother sees me as an instant babysitter....=_=.  I do believe I am being taken advantage of, but my kid is soooo happy having someone to play with.  She has never had anyone her age live close to her before.  We are having a talk tomorrow about limits....

Anyway, made a nummy supper tonight.  Been a while since I really, REALLY cooked.  Made some Mexican, (Carnitas) it was pretty good.  Still wish I could have my momma's.  I even made homeade salsa......WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!!!  (suddenly feel like Suzy-homemaker) I grossed out my husband and bought myself some canned nopalitos and ate half of it.  Ehheehe...

Anyway....you don't care about my pickled cactus fetish, you're here for the fics right?.......*crickets chirping* 
*Goes to eat more chips and salsa*

Characters:  Shuuhei, Renji
Prompt:  bad
Word Count:  196
Rating:  Smutty (I'm starting to feel silly putting a rating on this com...XD)

This was bad, very bad...was the only thought moving through Shuuhei's mind as he and Renji tumbled onto the futon.  The thought left his mind when the red-haired vice captain gave a particularly harsh jerk to his cock, making him moan against Renji's neck.   Renji nipped his ear and began licking down his jaw as he continued to undress him.   Shuuhei, no longer wanting to keep his hands idle, began tracing Renji's tattoos with his fingers, sliding his robes off as he went.  Renji, impatient, stood and let them fall to the floor.  He got down on his hands and knees and crawled back up Shuuhei, moving his robe out of the way as he went, stopping once he reached his member. 

Shuuhei had been given a brief time to think while Renji shrugged out of his robes.  He pondered just what was in that sake that Rukia had bought the red-head for his birthday.  That was all he had time for because in the next moment he was wondering just where in the world Renji had learned how to suck cock like a 500 yen whore.

Characters:  Shuuhei, Isane (because Isane doesn't get enough lov'in dammit!), plus 2 cameos for ran_huo!
Prompt: slide
Word Count: 312 (if I cut out the cameo, I could have made it, but I love the cameo!)
Rating: pg-13
~Beware, fangurl Japanese ahead~  (ducks pelted tomatoes)

"Konnichiwa, Matsumoto-san, Isane-san."  Hisagi Shuuhei greeted in passing.
"Konnichiwa, Hisagi-kun" Rangiku said while waving at the handsome vice-captain.  She glanced over at Isane, wondering why she had not greeted him also, to see her with a bright red face and looking at her feet.  "Oh, Isane-kun, could it be you have a little crush on our Hisagi-kun..."  Isane gasped and looked up at Rangiku with a gaping mouth open like a fish.  "Do-don't tell an-anyone...not even Kiyone knows...please, I would be so embarrassed."  Isane pleaded.  Rangiku smiled a cat's smile, "Aa, Isane-kun, you know you can trust your Rangiku-chan.."

In the 10th division office....
Hitsugaya-taichou was wondering just where his vice-captain was when she peeked her head in the door.  "Oi, Taichou, I'm gonna be out of the office all day.  I've got to do a favor for vice-captain of the 4th.  Try not to work too hard without me..."  Then she was gone, before he got a word in edgewise.  "MATSUMOTO!!"

Isane entered her quarters from the baths, exhausted, mentally and physically.  She really loved the 4th but sometimes dealing with those 11th division patients..
"Isane-chan..." a deep voice called from the corner of the room.
Isane spun around reaching for her zanpaktou, only to find Hisagi Shuuhei sitting at her desk, in his juban?  "Hisagi-san, yo-you frightened me...but what are you doing in my quarters?"  Isane wasn't about to mention the fact that he was in his undergarments, her face was red enough.
"Gomen, Isane-chan, but I had a talk with Rangiku-san this afternoon and she told me some interesting things."  he purred as he rose from the chair and made his way towards her.  Isane froze in horror.  How could Matsumoto do this to her!  She promised!  Wait, why was Hisagi-san this close.  Shuuhei pulled Isane into his arms and began nuzzling her neck, "You know Isane, if you had mentioned this earlier, we could have been having fun all of this time, you are a beautiful woman."  Isane squeaked as Shuuhei claimed her lips in a passionate kiss, letting his arms slide up and down her back.  Maybe she wouldn't punish Rangiku too bad tomorrow....

Comments

[laurabryannan.livejournal.com]

I like the second one the best. Haven't we all dreamed of a lust object "discovering" the fact just like that? Lucky Isane!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I think I like it better too. First one seemed kind of rushed to me...*shrugs* Even though I love the man smut, I had a couple of fics turn me onto Isane as a character and I quite like her. Not enough fics about her...And yes...lucky, lucky Isane....XDXD!!

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

1st: DEAD FROM THE SMUT! I loved it! I loved it and need a cold shower now!

2nd: D'awwwwww...and so nice. And HitsuMatsu cameos!!! YAY!!! If you like this pair, inner_kyuubi has written bleach quickies drabbles worth your time, plus a very fine fic. Iron Roses. Go look!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I read those! I liked them. I have read some about this couple before and liked them. I have always liked Isane and need to write more with her I think...*ponders* She is soo shy, Rangiku would have such fun with her, ku,ku,ku!

And yes man smut, although I think it was a little rushed, needs something, but oh well..if you need a cold shower, I have done my job! XDXDXD!!

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

That was all he had time for because in the next moment he was wondering just where in the world Renji had learned how to suck cock like a 500 yen whore.


Ha ha ha! Renji! You're worth at least 1000 yen! Don't sell yourself short! And oooh! I think I'm gonna do some quickies too! ::drowning in fandom:: I'll cut back my smut post for the week though to one... maybe two, if Hitsugaya cooperates...

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Maybe Shuuhei has never had the money for a 1000 yen whore! Mwhaahaa!! Don't know where that line came from honestly, popped out of the smut hole called my brain...*snicker*

And, yes, drown in fandom with me, Seme-sama! We can go down together! XDXD!!

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

If Hisagi were that poor... I'm sure they give it to him for free since he's so hot... ::laughs::

Wee! ::swims with you:: I'd rather not drown, even though that's what I said... I don't even like water! I shall drown... in Renji! And yes. Pan loves that icon...