I'm so happy I could burst!!!

[abandonreality]

Even though my internet connection is messed up five ways to Sunday, making it near impossible to chat....I am bouncy!!
Why you may ask?  Because ....Cheezy finished writing my fic for me!!!  *preens!* 

Ren/Ishi goodness here!

Ah, this made me all warm and tingly......and with my super sekrit love Cheza-chan writing me a Kenpachi/Unohana and she has informed me she has FINISHED MY GLASSESKAR/ISHIDA FIC!!  FWEEEEEEE!!!!  I am in fic heaven....so.......I am about to do something I am sure I will regret.....

I am going to take requests for fic.  Never done this before, be gentle.  Only thing I can't do is yuri, my yuri sucks......no really.  I've tried.  It reads like a stereo instruction manual.  =_=.    But will make the stipulation that it needs to be Bleach drabbles.  Those are the best characters I have a good grasp on.  Will do pr0n also...teehee...(Seren, here is your chance for some het!)  Also can do crack reasonably well so it doesn't scare me, however nothing too outlandish....

Submit like this:
Character/Pairing:
keyword:
rating desired:

I just know I will regret this......
Ja
Manda-chan..

Comments

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Aww, you missed Mike saying that Aizen likes Unohana's boobs best. XD

And hm... requests, huh? *ponders*

...*grins*

Tatsuki, 15 things she's learned about 11th division. (or a longer/shorter list than that if you like, I just chose a number at random~)

[keikain.livejournal.com]

*tackles* <.< Indulge Shini~?

Character/Pairing: Ulquiorra/Grimmjow
keyword: time
rating desired: NC-17~?

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*is tackled* ^^
You know I can't resist you or arrancar pr0n Shini dear!

*hums the arrancar pr0n song*

Any requests for who is seme/uke? Or you just want me to pick..

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

That sounds like so much cracky goodness.....*already has 1 or 5 things in mind...fufufu*

[keikain.livejournal.com]

X33 Yaaay~

*counters with the arrancar pr0n song icon XD*

Aaah~ <.< Guilty pleasure is Ulquiorra topping because wimpy looking semes are hot. XD But either way is yummy~

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

*grins* Isn't it though?

Also, unrelated, but totally random thing that just popped into my head- "I will simply do whatever is necessary, and I don't care if all the world thinks me a demon for it."

For some reason I kinda hear it in Urahara's voice, too. >_>;;

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I am soooooo ganking that icon~

Ulqui-seme it is! X3!

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

...
. . .
::thinking::
I'm really in the mood for Unohana/Isane fluff! D: [/random]
But I could go for some RenTatsuki, if you want. Easy prompt is fight. Rating, anything you wanna pump out!

::chuckles:: GrimmHime FTW! You're under arrest! And duuuude i want it to be pr0ny as WOAH...! <--- Do eet! completely disregard this statement]

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

Haha, well, I definitely won't ask for het. XD How do you feel about Aizen? (Before I make a request XD)

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I feel just smarmy and wonderful about Aizen! 8D!

Request away! X3!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, so many things you want my Seme-sama....

*ponders*

Well, I am thinking the Ren/Tatsuki could go along with my drabble for AC...so it is a go for sure...X3

Hmmm, Unohana/Isane fluff....maybe a go, but I'm afraid it'll be fairly innocent.

The Grimm/Hime.....depends on my moooooddddd...X3. I have to work myself up to get into the Grim voice.

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

*childishly points* AC and Kage-chan didn't use the request form! X< *pout*

Is there a limit~? X3

Character/Pairing: Urahara/Ishida/Ryuuken *shot to DEATH!*
keyword: ...pride? *shrugs* I really don't care. What that pairing, your hands are FULL~
rating desired: You know what I like~ >3 fufufu

Character/Pairing: Aizen/Ryuuken (me and Uke-chan's OTP!)
keyword: child...? *shrugs* Again~ XD
rating desired: ZOMG! Fluff!! XDD *is collapsed in a fit of giggles*

[chzbrgr-of-doom.livejournal.com]

fantastic. How about something AiGin flavored? With angst and nastiness? :D?

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Done and Done!! 8B

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

OOOooooo, you are so ebil!! fufufufu!

but in a good way! Rweon says she couldn't get to my journal to comment but that she'd let me pick who was seme....fufufufu

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

They were all just suggestions. You only had to pick one... And Lemony Unohana/Isane makes me cringe... >_< Totally PG is perfect.

Grimmjow has been very quiet in my head as of late and I wonder what he's plotting...

[kageisuke.livejournal.com]

ORa ora! Screw the form! ::shakes fist:: And ewwww! Fluff! ::pushes away AiRyuu fluff:: Sexual manipulation FTW!

We needeth to make you write hets.

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

Character/Pairing: The 11th Family Fun (Ken/Uno+Orihime+Yachiru+the Pacifier+anyone else you might want)
keyword: tea parties
rating desired: as you wisheth.

And a crack fic!

Character/Pairing: Yachiru vs. Nell
keyword: cutest
rating desired: as you wish

Nell ith a mathokitht, remember~

[taintedkibou.livejournal.com]

Yachiru vs. Nell

...is my laughter a good enough comment for that crack fic? XDD
Zaraki would totally not mind playing endleth tag with them if Yachiru asked him to join! XD

[psycho-dono.livejournal.com]

My brain hu~rts.

Character: Aizen and co.
KeywordCrack: Aizen explains exactly why the Arrankar are for porn. With random chara interjecting.
Rating: whatever.

Chara: Isshin
KeywordCrack: Isshin talks about what else is for porn.
Rating: ... Isshin counts as an automatic 'not for kiddies!' rating, right?

Now I'm hoping my brain shuts up and dies. x_x

Re: Nell ith a mathokitht, remember~

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

He probably would. And Nell would call him something like Tharaki. And Yachiru would not be amused. At all.


BUT WHO CARES???

[onthefloor.livejournal.com]

hey! I stalked you here from ishidafansanon. Perhaps I'll make a request? *glee*

Character: Ishida and Ichigo
Keyword: Porn and choclate. Seriously. Like, as the topic. Doesn't have to be related. XD
Rating: Whatever, really. Smex is awesome, but so is everything else. XD

Character: Ryuuken/Isshin (I KNOW. I'M GOING TO HELL. At least it looks comfy there.)
KeywordCrack: Oh god, whatever. Seriously. The first thing you lay your eyes on after you're done reading this. Look around your room. XD
Rating: I don't care, I'm alreadg going to hell. XD

<3 <3 <3!!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

YOU...ARE....EBIL.....!

but in a good way!! ^^

XDXD!!

Re: Nell ith a mathokitht, remember~

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

You people are trying to kill me or send me to hell....aren't you?....XDXDXD!!!!

BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY!!!!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Don't mind stalkers!! Some of my best new friends are!! And I have stalked myself!! FUFUFUFUFUFU!!

Ah...We shall decend in the hand basket together, my dear....XD!

The list is getting long...but be patient, I shall get to them!!

[vorlon010.livejournal.com]

Character/Pairing: Renji/Tatsuki
keyword: watching from the gallery
rating desired: high as you like for wangst/smut :p

Character/Pairing: Isshin and Ryuuken (non-couple)
keyword: ex-thugs
rating desired: whatever for crack/wangst

Character/Pairing: Ishi/Hime with Matsu, Unohana, Tatsuki and Nemu
keyword: Lessons
rating desired: whatever it takes for crack/smut?

Character/Pairing: Ishi/Hime/Nemu
keyword: "He loves me more!"
rating desired: guess.

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

UWAH! YOU HAVE TO BE THE EVILEST PERSON ALIVE!


I love it.


*glomps*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

You.....you DO know that payback is a bitch don't you......

*ponders various ways of payback.....mwhaahahaahaahaa*

[vorlon010.livejournal.com]

And there was me thinking these were nice and bland for you :p

[vorlon010.livejournal.com]

*points to the icon* BWAHAHAHAHAAAA.

[shortitude.livejournal.com]

Nanananana! SE- PHI- ROTH!!!!

[quaedam.livejournal.com]

*molests you* ^^

Well, then! What sort of request? *evil grin* *rubs hands*

I'm developing rather an interest in Noitora/Spoonkar (ironic smirky creepy skinny guys FTW! ^^). . .soooo. . .suppose you could pron him out with my dear Shinji? ^_^ There is, after all, not enough Visored/Arrancar fight sex in the world (nor could there ever be too much ^^). . .*whistles*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

I shall think of nice ways to punish you my sweet~
kekekekekeke!

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*is molested* OH MY!!~~~

Ooo, first one I've had for SPOOOOOONKAR! (I still love calling him that!) And of course it must be Shinji! Who else for you dahling!! *bows*

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

.....what the hey. o_O

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

Don't worry....he shall be punished....

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Ohhh? *curious now*

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*holds up handcuffs and whip*

.....you don't wanna know.....*rubs hands together evilly*
fufufufufufufufu

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

........yeah.

*is pondering ideas for more requests now, hehehe*

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... tossing a few more in here just because~ (and I figure most of these should probably be fairly short to write, anyway...)

Ulquiorra, Grimmjow
"anything you can do I can do better"

academy days Renji, Kira, Momo, Rukia, etc
strip poker

Byakuya/Hisana
neglected duty

..eh, and not bothering with ratings because frankly, you know well enough what I don't want to read, so as long as it doesn't cross into that territory it's good, ne?

[abandonreality.livejournal.com]

*sighs*.....but I could have such FUN with the second one....

Thank God I'm putting an end to this tomorrow...

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, too bad. You have to have fun withOUT getting porny. :p