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Yes!  I love Lisa.  I'm soooo glad its her this week.  She is my alter-ego, so I had to pr0n her up good....all of this is smut, just in case you had to be told...>:3!


Characters:  Lisa/Ichigo, Hirako
Prompt:  Dollar
Word Count:  286
Warning(s):  None, if you know who the Vaizards are anyway....
Ichigo....ever the fandom bicycle.....



"Just what are you two arguing over anyway?"  Lisa shouted over the noise.  Ichigo and Hirako were in some kind of argument and it was interrupting her perusal of her new BeBoy Magazine.  "Nothing!"  Ichigo stated sharply, blushing.  Hirako smirked and turned to Lisa, "We were arguing about who could hold out the longest, if you know what I mean."

"Why you son-of-a.." Ichigo began.  Lisa cut him off, "Well, Hirako, I already know how long you last....".  She let the statement hang in the air for a moment.  Ichigo's eyes widened, "You've gotta be kidding me..you two?"

Hirako's eyes narrowed, "Well why not?"  Lisa interrupted
before they could start arguing again, "Hirako, how long and how much you bet.?"  Hirako stopped and thought,  "Under two minutes and that American hundred dollar bill, but no special techniques."  Lisa nodded, "Alright, I say he'll make it past that and I bet my yuri collection."

Ichigo started to get more nervous the more they talked and started backing towards the door.  Lisa glanced over at him, "Oh no, newbie, you're not going anywhere."  Then she had him on the floor underneath her before he could blink.  The next thing he knew, his pants and boxers were coming off.  "Wait, wait just a min-ut....oh sweet fuck...." Ichigo ended up moaning as Lisa took him in her mouth, twirling her tongue around the head and sucking.  Ichigo threw back his head and groaned, running his fingers through her hair as she began to bob her head and suck him in rhythm.  He couldn't keep from thrusting his hips in time with her movements, hitting the back of her throat.  He didn't last much longer as Lisa made one last twirl of her talented tongue.  Ichigo moaned and spasmed as he came, going limp afterward.

Hirako looked at his watch, "Dammit, three minutes..."




Characters:  Lisa/Kensei (my OTP)
Prompt:  camera
Word Count:  188
Warning(s):  not if you know who vaizards are....


"And just what the hell is that there for?"  Kensei asked, glancing over as he pulled his pants down.  "What?....Oh, the camera!  I thought since we like looking at my porn together, we could make our own."  Lisa stated, as she made her way over to him naked, camera in hand.
"Wait, wait a minute, Lisa!  I never agreed to put my naked ass on film!"  Kensei began arguing.  Lisa began rubbing his chest, flicking over his nipple with one hand, "Kensei, its not that bad, no one else will see, just you and me."  Lisa began licking Kensei's neck while reaching reaching down to grab his already half erect cock.  Kensei moaned as he half-way forgot what exactly it was he was arguing with his girlfriend about.

The camera flash brought it all back.  "Hey! Lisa!..mmph" Kensei started, only to be cut short by a consuming kiss by Lisa.  Not wasting any time, she pushed him to the bed and straddled him.  Slipping down onto his cock and starting to ride, the camera started flashing again.  By this time, Kensei couldn't muster up the strength to care, as he grabbed Lisa's hips and began to thrust.

Date: 2006-09-09 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com
Lisa smuuuttt! I so wanted to do some this week, but I can never get around to it because I've been writing GrimmHime! ::stopped writing that to look at LJ::

Hee hee... 3 minutes. that's it, Ichigo?

Kenseeiii! ::twirls:: But I wanna Hiyori/Lisa!

Date: 2006-09-09 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abandonreality.livejournal.com
I'm sooo mean to Ichigo, ain't I? Well, I guess in this fic he is a little virgin 15 year old....

And I *heart* Kensei! He is like a cool version of Ichigo! *Teehee* They are one of my Vaizard OTPs... I would do you Hiyori/Lisa darling but I suck at yuri....no, really...

Date: 2006-09-09 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kageisuke.livejournal.com
I still haven't finished it, but I've started compiling my Bleach OTP list... It's getting... long...

I'v never tried yuri because my original story hasn't gotten that far yet... but I will damn well try! For my only Bleach Yuri OTP Hiyori/Lisa!

Date: 2006-09-11 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shortitude.livejournal.com
I LOVE THIS SHIP!!! So pretty. And hot. Deffinitely hot. Yah.

Date: 2006-09-11 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abandonreality.livejournal.com
IT IS MY VAIZARD OTP, BABY!!

Sankyuu! For some reason, Kensei reminds me of a cooler!hotter!Ichigo. And Lisa, I just lurve her on principle! >:3

Date: 2006-09-11 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shortitude.livejournal.com
It's my OTP too, d00d!!! I saw them bitching together, and was like: IT'S TRUE LURVE!!!

Kensei=badass punk m'fucker, and Lisa just rocks because she reads porn and isn't afraid to let people know it (like we are). Bohahaha!

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