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abandonrealityI would have had those little SOBs up yesterday but SOMEONE ELSE who lives in this household decided to defragment the hard drive on the main computer and it only took, oh two days to do it. Could have submitted them on the laptop, only SOMEONE had to do his school work on it. *grrrrrrr, men.*
Anyway, I shall post them here also for anyone who is not a member of thebleach_quickies com who is curious about my mediocre writing skills. This week was Shinji Hirako, the Vaizard. The guy in the Icon above *points to icon*.
Characters: Shinji, Ichigo
Prompt: laundry
Rating: R
Word Count: 279 (I suck, but it was twice that long ^^)
This drabble is sort of related to my Ichigo drabble located here
Characters: Shinji, Kensei, Lisa
Prompt: beer
Rating: NC-17ish
Words: 200
This one is dedicated toshinigamikender who gave me the idea......fufufu!
And the last two....
Challenge #9 Hirako Shinji
Characters: Shinji, Hiyori
Prompt: return
Rating: R
Words: Ouch don't ask......got carried away.
This one is forquaedam, I got carried away for you honey......
Characters: Shinji, Ishida
Prompt: Blue
Rating: PG-13
Words: 245
Tried to make this smuttier but Uryuu just wouldn't cooperate. *spanks him*
Well thats the spam for now, Ja-ne peeps!
Anyway, I shall post them here also for anyone who is not a member of the
bleach_quickies com who is curious about my mediocre writing skills. This week was Shinji Hirako, the Vaizard. The guy in the Icon above *points to icon*.Characters: Shinji, Ichigo
Prompt: laundry
Rating: R
Word Count: 279 (I suck, but it was twice that long ^^)
This drabble is sort of related to my Ichigo drabble located here
Ichigo gathered what was left of his laundry out of the dryer to take to his room. Che, room, more like a closet with bunks on the wall. He walked through the door, only to find that loud mouth perched on his bed, looking at a magazine. "Oi, get off my bunk! I don't have time for your annoying shit!"
Shinji just looked up briefly from the magazine before answering, "Maa, was just lookin at your magazine ....you look nice in a dress...."
Ichigo looked at the Vaizard in shock. "The hell..." He dropped his laundry and ran to the bunk. He sat next to Shinji and grabbed the magazine. The title said Shinigami Women's Yaoi Issue. "Rukia! The fuck! When I get my hands....Eep!" Hirako took advantage of Ichigo's distraction to run a hand under his shirt to tweak his nipple. Really, the boy hadn't a clue how edible he looked in those tight shorts he was wearing today. Both Lisa and Mashiro had come on to him with no success, with him only blushing and running away. Hirako was going to make sure that didn't happen.
"Shinji...the hell..." Ichigo began before Hirako shut him up with a kiss. He pushed Ichigo back to the bunk, pulling his shirt over his head, his arms caught in his sleeves behind his back. "If I'd known you swung my way earlier, we'd been doing this from the start." Ichigo started to protest again only to forget himself with a moan as Shinji undid his jeans and took hold of his half-erect cock. "Perhaps we can try the cosplay later?" Hirako snickered as he brought it into his mouth, silencing whatever thoughts Ichigo had for the rest of the night.
Shinji just looked up briefly from the magazine before answering, "Maa, was just lookin at your magazine ....you look nice in a dress...."
Ichigo looked at the Vaizard in shock. "The hell..." He dropped his laundry and ran to the bunk. He sat next to Shinji and grabbed the magazine. The title said Shinigami Women's Yaoi Issue. "Rukia! The fuck! When I get my hands....Eep!" Hirako took advantage of Ichigo's distraction to run a hand under his shirt to tweak his nipple. Really, the boy hadn't a clue how edible he looked in those tight shorts he was wearing today. Both Lisa and Mashiro had come on to him with no success, with him only blushing and running away. Hirako was going to make sure that didn't happen.
"Shinji...the hell..." Ichigo began before Hirako shut him up with a kiss. He pushed Ichigo back to the bunk, pulling his shirt over his head, his arms caught in his sleeves behind his back. "If I'd known you swung my way earlier, we'd been doing this from the start." Ichigo started to protest again only to forget himself with a moan as Shinji undid his jeans and took hold of his half-erect cock. "Perhaps we can try the cosplay later?" Hirako snickered as he brought it into his mouth, silencing whatever thoughts Ichigo had for the rest of the night.
Characters: Shinji, Kensei, Lisa
Prompt: beer
Rating: NC-17ish
Words: 200
This one is dedicated to
shinigamikender who gave me the idea......fufufu!Hot mouths slanting across each other and hands ripping at clothes, the two Vaizards rolled across the floor of the bunk room, knocking beer cans over. The smaller of the two rolled on top, "Oi, Kensei, I'm seme this time!"
Kensei looked up at Hirako angrily, "Motherfucker, what are you talkin' about! No way I'll be uke!" Shinji took this opportunity to rub on Kensei's erection though his pants, "Bout time we switched, ne? We'd always planned on taking turns before you chickened out."
Kensei moaned at the contact and slipped his hands down Hirako's jeans to grab his ass, "Asshole, I'm not chickening out, everyone knows the bigger guy is the seme."
Hirako narrowed his eyes and bit down on Kensei's ear, "What kind of shit is that?!" Kensei smirked and rubbed their erections together until they both started moaning, until a voice from the doorway stopped him.
"Tell you what little boys.....if you guys are having a hard time deciding, I'll be seme today!" Both Hirako and Kensei turned their heads to look, in the doorway was Lisa, wearing nothing but glasses. She walked slowly towards them pulling down her mask. "I'll show you how a real seme does it" she cackled as she fell on them.
Kensei looked up at Hirako angrily, "Motherfucker, what are you talkin' about! No way I'll be uke!" Shinji took this opportunity to rub on Kensei's erection though his pants, "Bout time we switched, ne? We'd always planned on taking turns before you chickened out."
Kensei moaned at the contact and slipped his hands down Hirako's jeans to grab his ass, "Asshole, I'm not chickening out, everyone knows the bigger guy is the seme."
Hirako narrowed his eyes and bit down on Kensei's ear, "What kind of shit is that?!" Kensei smirked and rubbed their erections together until they both started moaning, until a voice from the doorway stopped him.
"Tell you what little boys.....if you guys are having a hard time deciding, I'll be seme today!" Both Hirako and Kensei turned their heads to look, in the doorway was Lisa, wearing nothing but glasses. She walked slowly towards them pulling down her mask. "I'll show you how a real seme does it" she cackled as she fell on them.
And the last two....
Challenge #9 Hirako Shinji
Characters: Shinji, Hiyori
Prompt: return
Rating: R
Words: Ouch don't ask......got carried away.
This one is for
quaedam, I got carried away for you honey......Hiyori knew something wasn't right with Hirako the moment he returned from saving that dumb shinigami's ass. Yeah, he had told them briefly what had happened, but Hiyori knew him the longest, something was wrong. She followed him to his room, intent on finding out what had crawled up his ass-crack and died.
"Oi, Baldy! Wanna tell me what the fuck is wrong or do I have to beat it out of ya?" Hiyori exclaimed leaning against the door.
"Look, Hiyori, as much as I'd love to have you kick my ass, nows not the time. I'm tired." Hirako sighed, still not turning toward her, shrugging off his trench-coat.
"The hell, Baldy! At least turn towards me to answer me!" she screeched as she reached for her shoe to throw at his head. Hirako was in front of her a second later holding her wrist. His eyes were intense staring into hers. She had only seen him that intense in battle or hollow form. "If you wanna play Hiyori, I'm tired of the kid's games. If you don't want to play like an adult, I suggest you leave while I can still let you."
Hiyori only took a moment to decide. She had a crush on the blond Vaizard almost as long as she'd known him and saw her chance. She grabbed his head and crushed his mouth to hers. Shinji's eyes widened for a moment before letting go of her wrist to rub both palms down her back grabbing her ass. Hirako put his hands under her thighs, bringing them around his waist, never breaking the kiss. Hiyori ground herself against his erection as he kissed down her neck to bite at her collarbone.
"Hir-Hirako..." she whimpered. Hirako looked up briefly and smirked, "I always wondered what it would take to get you to quit calling me Baldy." He bent his head and bit her clothed nipple, "If I'd known that we'd have done this ages ago."
"Oi, Baldy! Wanna tell me what the fuck is wrong or do I have to beat it out of ya?" Hiyori exclaimed leaning against the door.
"Look, Hiyori, as much as I'd love to have you kick my ass, nows not the time. I'm tired." Hirako sighed, still not turning toward her, shrugging off his trench-coat.
"The hell, Baldy! At least turn towards me to answer me!" she screeched as she reached for her shoe to throw at his head. Hirako was in front of her a second later holding her wrist. His eyes were intense staring into hers. She had only seen him that intense in battle or hollow form. "If you wanna play Hiyori, I'm tired of the kid's games. If you don't want to play like an adult, I suggest you leave while I can still let you."
Hiyori only took a moment to decide. She had a crush on the blond Vaizard almost as long as she'd known him and saw her chance. She grabbed his head and crushed his mouth to hers. Shinji's eyes widened for a moment before letting go of her wrist to rub both palms down her back grabbing her ass. Hirako put his hands under her thighs, bringing them around his waist, never breaking the kiss. Hiyori ground herself against his erection as he kissed down her neck to bite at her collarbone.
"Hir-Hirako..." she whimpered. Hirako looked up briefly and smirked, "I always wondered what it would take to get you to quit calling me Baldy." He bent his head and bit her clothed nipple, "If I'd known that we'd have done this ages ago."
Characters: Shinji, Ishida
Prompt: Blue
Rating: PG-13
Words: 245
Tried to make this smuttier but Uryuu just wouldn't cooperate. *spanks him*
Ishida Uryuu emerged from the training facilities. A foreign reiatsu in the trees, caused him to stop suddenly. It was not like a shinigamis or a hollows, but almost something in between. Ishida formed a bow and stated, "Come out from hiding like a coward. Even a child could tell you were here."
A thump to the ground behind him caused him to spin around. There in front of him was a male dressed ridiculously with a blue plaid hat. "You are the new student at school."
Shinji Hirako smiled widely. "Glad to see I made an impression. You are the Quincy Kurosaki dreams so much about, huh?"
Ishida started and quickly schooled his expression, "Anyone with that bad of fashion sense would make an impression. How would you know Kurosaki or what he dreams of?"
"Lets just say, Kurosaki and I have become close friends. He's been very worried about you. I can see why. You are a pretty young thing aren't you." Hirako sing-songed.
Ishida frowned at the disscription of him. 'Pretty?' he thought. Suddenly the blond was in front of him with Ishida's wrists in his hands. "What do you think you are doing?" Ishida sneered. Hirako smirked as he backed him against a tree, "Taking what Kurosaki was too chicken to.", and he claimed the Quincy's lips.
A thump to the ground behind him caused him to spin around. There in front of him was a male dressed ridiculously with a blue plaid hat. "You are the new student at school."
Shinji Hirako smiled widely. "Glad to see I made an impression. You are the Quincy Kurosaki dreams so much about, huh?"
Ishida started and quickly schooled his expression, "Anyone with that bad of fashion sense would make an impression. How would you know Kurosaki or what he dreams of?"
"Lets just say, Kurosaki and I have become close friends. He's been very worried about you. I can see why. You are a pretty young thing aren't you." Hirako sing-songed.
Ishida frowned at the disscription of him. 'Pretty?' he thought. Suddenly the blond was in front of him with Ishida's wrists in his hands. "What do you think you are doing?" Ishida sneered. Hirako smirked as he backed him against a tree, "Taking what Kurosaki was too chicken to.", and he claimed the Quincy's lips.
Well thats the spam for now, Ja-ne peeps!
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Date: 2006-08-07 11:42 am (UTC)I loved the Shinji Hyiori one and the Shinji x Kensei x Lisa one!
♥
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Date: 2006-08-07 09:46 pm (UTC)I love Lisa, I can see her doing that in reality! ;3
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Date: 2006-08-07 12:24 pm (UTC)And I love this line: "Taking what Kurosaki was too chicken to.", and he claimed the Quincy's lips.
Wonderful! ^_^
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Date: 2006-08-07 09:49 pm (UTC)Thank you for the love! *wibbles and loves on you back* *wallows in Laura love*
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Date: 2006-08-07 03:47 pm (UTC)cus god knows they all have tight asses...I liked them all! but especially Shin/Ken/Hi and the Shin/Hiyori...
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Date: 2006-08-07 03:48 pm (UTC)Ishida frowned at the disscription of him. 'Pretty?' he thought.
Pretty. Oh so pretty! So pretty, and witty and ga-::is shot::
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Date: 2006-08-07 09:53 pm (UTC)I never noticed my preoccupation with their asses....hmmm....
*thinks about Renji firm tight as-*is smacked*
Thanks for reading! Lisa pwns.
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Date: 2006-08-07 05:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-07 09:56 pm (UTC)*hugs back*
I love molesting Ishida. He is just so, so well, molestable *molests him herself* XDXD!
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Date: 2006-08-08 01:43 am (UTC)*coughcheckyouremailcough* ;)
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Date: 2006-08-08 02:49 am (UTC)Some of these you WON'T know if you only watch the anime sadly *grumbles about damn fillers*
I recommend manga reading after you get familiar with the characters in the anime, they follow close together until about Episode 63 or 64. Then the dreaded filler arc. *shudder* But the manga is still worth it....*stares at colored art of Renji on monitor*
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Date: 2006-08-08 02:56 am (UTC)I did peek at Wikipedia ("Wikipedia: Celebrating 750 Years of American Independence") earlier and they have Yuri Lowenthal - he's Sasuke's dub on Naruto - as possibly Renji. Or Byakuya. O.O Hmm!
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Date: 2006-08-08 03:00 am (UTC)Which doesn't mean he couldn't play either Renji or Byakuya because Keigo kinda, umm disappears for a while then reappears in the filler *weeps, filler*
I could see him doing Sasuke voice for Byakuya I guess...
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Date: 2006-08-08 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-08 06:12 am (UTC)Yesh, I do. Haven't been there in forever though....looks like I need to visit. Thanks for the info my lovely!!
*dashes to Y!Gallery*